hared out

Expression describing cowardice, using the idiomatic description of wildly and frantically hopping away, essentially suddenly disappearing.

Yeah, that crazy-ass muthafucka hared out before I could even ask him his name.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2019

Puck Hare

A homosexual who is attracted to hockey players

“Woah that puck hare is watching the Leafs Wings game”

by Anon78872827 February 20, 2022

March Hare

A character from Alices Adventures in Wonderland. The classic novel by Lewis Carroll. The March Hare is the Mad Hatters companion in the novel being as mad as the Hatter himself. He has was portrayed in the original animated Disney version of Alice in Wonderland as the Hatters best friend and in the newer 2010 version as a completely insane rabbit with a passion for throwing things. in Carrolls novel Through The Looking Glass, there was a character similar to the March Hare called Haigha, Haigah was also paired with a character called Hatta who resembled the Mad Hatter. Both were messengers for the White King

March Hare: Have some wine
Alice: I don't see any wine
March Hare: There isn't any
Alice: Then it wasn't very civil of you to offer it"
March hare: It wasn't very civil of you to sit down without being invited

by lolzertown March 16, 2010

Tanner Hare

The most fucking sexy guy with the perfect name and perfect cock, he likes little boys but in a good way and loves Ryan Reynolds, all the dudes fall for him

Adi: did you see Tanner Hare
Landry: He's a sexy mf
Sal: agreed

by Tanner Has Fat Sexy Cake December 1, 2021

Hare-Bear

As fast as a hare and as strong as a bear. Showing extreme speed and strength in combination.

One example is a man in Cohoes, NY, living along West End Park. He is the original "Hare-Bear".

by Sound October 1, 2006

Hares

Hares is a very smelly person. He always wears a black hoodie and is super quiet. He smells like barbecue sauce.

Girl 1: who’s that over there?
Girl 2: oh that’s hares! He needs to shower more often!

by Mrs. Bun bun April 28, 2019

March Hare

An awesome rabbit from the re-make of Alice in Wonderland by Tim Burton. He ogles spoons and is probably the funniest thing in the.... *spoon*.

Tim Burton fan #1: Dude, that March Hare is so damn funny the I can't even look at spoons anymore.

Tim Burton fan #2: I know man. i pee'd on myself the first time I...

March Hare: Spoon.

Everybody: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1!!1!1

by spoons'n'such March 19, 2010