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2.
Something thats better than awesome, badass, or cool.
"Did you see that girl puke under the bar and keep on drinking?"
"Yeah, she's super hard dick"
by Key Vaughn November 25, 2011
 
1.
Either:
a) A misspelling for hard disk. Usually ends up extremely funny to whoever is reading it because of the second definition...
b) A erection.
a) (as you might see on a tech support forum somewhere) my hard dick wont boot up?!?!?!? what's wrong!?#@?? help!!!!
b) Viagra will give you a hard dick...
by very amused... August 12, 2007
 
3.
HARD DICK- noun
Middle aged to older man, usually divorced multiple times, frequents bars that cater to a much younger, hipper crowd. Will be found leaning against the prime drink ordering spot at the bar. This is to insinuate himself into conversations between younger, clearly out of his league, women, with what he thinks is witty banter. This Hard Dick will be shot down repeatedly, even by very intoxicated women.

Typical attire will include: Member’s Only jacket, polo shirt, poly blend slacks, and boat shoes.
Accoutrements: Wall Street Journal, Blackberry, Corvette key fob with a Honda car key, watch that appears to be a Rolex but will either be a knock off or the least expensive model made.

Irritates all bartenders with his overly familiar comments, and does not tip well. Male equivalent to the Female “Bar Fly.” Must be swept out with the trash.

If you are approached by the Hard Dick, a stern “NO!” accompanied by a sharp snap of the fingers will stun him long enough to make an escape. Do not accept his offer of a cocktail, as this only encourages further conversation and bad behavior.


“I don’t care how thirsty you are Trix! If you take that beer, that Hard Dick will follow us around all night. He’s a total cock block.”
by Dirty Lulu November 29, 2007