A rock solid shit built up in your colon, ready to tear you a new asshole the second you sit on the toilet
John: “Where’s Noah?”
Marvin: “He’s in the bathroom, he said he had a hard apple shit built up, feel sorry for the guy.”
Marvin: “He’s in the bathroom, he said he had a hard apple shit built up, feel sorry for the guy.”
by NoahJPhi February 11, 2020
When you are so excited that your boner is harder than normal. Usually in reaction to receiving a new Apple product, of which said product will probably be outdated in 6 months, making the power of this boner fleeting, but truly powerful. When one becomes "Apple Hard", they often experience a feeling of superiority, usually over people who use PC's. While this feeling of superiority may be misguided, the power of the Apple Hard is often too powerful for the novice and one succumbs to the massive pull of the boner.
by FBRPonline May 10, 2011