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Big man happy meal

Getting a blow job while eating McNuggets off your girls back
My girl gave me the big man happy meal for dinner

Happy as a man with tits in his hat 

Obscenely happy, ridiculously so.
Matt: What's up with you? You look as happy as a man with tits in his hat.
Rich: Is that good?
Matt: Very good.

Happy Hot Dog Man

A hot dog with arms and a face.
Let me introduce to you, Happy Hot Dog Man, the master of the universe

-Chadtronic 2017

Happy Manholing 

What you wish your gal pal when she tells you she is going on her first date with a guy she found on a dating app.
My friend: "I am meeting him for dinner."

Me: "Happy manholing!"
Happy Manholing by Kahlua_C April 18, 2021

The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver

Go to a Napa and do some wine tasting at Inglenook winery. Always busy with hotties! Locate a drunk slutty and pay for her tasting......take her to some more wineries until she is good and pie-eyed. On the way back stop by Mickey D's and get 2 Happy Meals. When you get her back to your bungalow in Napa, split one of the meals and with the other put the Hamburglar and fries in her POOKALOLLY and enjoy. As you are finishing your fries, slowly put the Happy Meal toy in her Tukhus. Once the toy is full inserted, finish off your hot date with some Ravage Sex and as you explode your love potion, pull Grimace out of her Pooper and start singing IM LOVIN IT!
"How are you"......."fantastic, I was on the Napa Wine train last weekend and hooked up with this Cheerleader and we got hammered. Once we landed at my pad, I introduced her to The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver. We both had a great time and laughed our asses off.

Many happy returns 

Aloha happy birthday Many Happy returns
Many happy returns by Speck and Mo December 12, 2009