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An Appalachian Happy Meal is made up of cheap liquor and chewing tobacco, consumed in enough quantity to produce projectile vomiting
by Johnny ET April 3, 2017
A Mexican Happy Meal is a sexual position where a guy has sex doggie style with a girl and ejaculates on her back then pushes her down a set of stairs (or off a bed) to watch her tumble down them.
a guy has sex doggie style with a girl and ejaculates on her back then pushes her off a bed or down a set of stairs and asks her, "how did you like that mexican happy meal bitch? Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha"
by Eymastud71 November 9, 2007
Edward: Ok guys, so we just found out, WHEN YOU GO TO MCDONALDS, YOU CAN ORDER THE.. AMONG US HAPPY MEAL! THATS RIGHT! THE AMONG US HAPPY MEAL!
by relatlves June 3, 2021
When something happens in your life that's so bad its like getting a fresh delicious Happy Meal when you're starving to death opening the bag and seeing a big wad of shit on top!
by Dr. Schlaktus April 7, 2009
Yo what is up you guys right now we're at mcdonalds, and it is currently 3 in the morning and we just found out when you come to mcdonalds at 3 in the morning, you can order the among us happy meal you guys, that's right, you heard, me, the among us happy meal, and there's a toy inside of among us- you can either be a crewmate, or it can be an impostor and if you guys do not know what among us is, you must be living under a rock you guys, this game is insane, ok? so you can play with a bunch of friends ok? like 8, i- i- i think it's up to 10 people you can play with, and there's impostors, and there's crewmates, and pretty much the impostor is trying to sabotage the whole game and trying to win
You can order the among us happy meal you guys, that's right, you heard, me, the among us happy meal. 😳😳
by Lil blevins Iover June 7, 2021
During the physical act of lovemaking a man first inserts his penis directly into his partners asshole he then proceeds to quickly consume a strategically placed fast food item, while additionally attempting to keep his member securly in his partners anus.
Special care will often be taken such that the subjugated party first hears the removal of the wrapping from the fast food, and then is confronted by the stark realization that their partner is in fact enjoying both decadence of anal sex and white trash american foodstuffs.
Special care will often be taken such that the subjugated party first hears the removal of the wrapping from the fast food, and then is confronted by the stark realization that their partner is in fact enjoying both decadence of anal sex and white trash american foodstuffs.
Jason : Hey dude you know what I did to Katie last night?
Roger : What man ?
Jason : I gave her the old number two happy meal --- she wouldn't even look at me afterward. It was fucking epic.
Roger : What man ?
Jason : I gave her the old number two happy meal --- she wouldn't even look at me afterward. It was fucking epic.
by darker May 11, 2009