When you take a shit and decide you want to jack off but don’t want to flush twice so you jerk off into the toilet and your turd comes alive.
by Erichscale May 27, 2023
Another word for a complete piece of shit, especially one who decides to shit without the use of a toilet and smears it on a wall.
by Not a famous vines March 6, 2019
to fart really loud and smelly, right in someones mouth so they can smell and taste it and get a good whiff of the good stuff, you should watch people that blow hankeys
by The anti-smiddler January 6, 2007
Getting a blumpkin on Christmas (Mr. Hankey is the “Christmas Poo” from South Park). What is a blumpkin? One who receives a blumpkin gets a blowjob while defecating on the toilet. What a way to celebrate Christmas.
So happy for all the presents that Santa brought, Mrs. Smith decided to reward him with milk, cookies and a Mr. Hankey Blumpkin for his efforts.
by blumpkin.com April 7, 2011
It's when you press one finger to close a nostril and blow snot out the other, usually onto the ground or into the sink or wherever.
by LusterKing January 15, 2009
When you take a shit in urine sample jar then place screw on lid on top of turd ,WITHOUT LAUGHING ,handing it to parole officer.
by D6⁶6 February 20, 2022
Means to have to defecate or have a bowel movement or to have to take a dump. Mainly used for an emergency situation, where the movement in imminent, but can be used for any announcement of your condition.
Remember that jalepeno burrito I had earlier, with the ice cream sundae and Heinekins for dessert? Well, Mr Hankey is knocking on the door about now!!
I've been sick all day, and I think Mr Hankey is knocking on the door again.
I've been sick all day, and I think Mr Hankey is knocking on the door again.
by PALABRAMAN July 17, 2009