Hanging the Hose 

Exhibiting a flacid penis for all to see. Usually associated with older males

Simon came out of the steam room with out a towel, just hanging the hose.

Hanging the Hose by Stinky Pooo April 27, 2017

hanging sock tits 

Phrase used to describe a set of boobs so unattractive that they look like a pair of socks hanging from a clothesline. Hanging sock tits are mostly fat with little breast tissue. The complete opposite of a nice set of tits.

Brenda looks like she has hanging sock tits in that bikini top. Be prepared to vomit if you look at her.

hanging sock tits by sciflyer.25 June 16, 2014

Hangin' Nuts 

Stance taken while surfing a wave. In which your nuts free hang without aid from your legs.

I was Hangin' nuts yesterday at the jersey shore.

Hangin' Nuts by VonLoufy June 21, 2013

Hangxiety 

The feeling of overwhelming guilt, stress, and worry you experience the day after a drinking binge. Hang-over Anxiety. Hangxiety!

Fuck. I may or may not have done a two man conga line through the Church of Scientology last night. I've got the worst hangxiety. Fuck!

Hangxiety by McMuzz May 25, 2011

n00beus Hagrid 

Rubeus Hagrid's n00bish brother who spends his days cultiv8ing pygmy squirrels at his est8 up in h0mie n00bia to exhibit at pygmy squirrel exhibitions. Expert in shanter.

Rubeus Hagrid: heyyo n00beus Hagrid wot've ye up to l8ly?
n00beus hagrid: you know, you know, just cultiv8ing some homie pygmy squirrels
Rubeus Hagrid: n0000000000b that is some shanter

n00beus Hagrid by uzebeckatrente June 27, 2018

hangry 

When you haven't eaten in a while, and then you become really angry/mad. That's why it's "hangry"- hungry + angry.

"Man, I've been waiting for half an hour for that burger, I'm so hangry! The service at this restaurant is trash!

hangry by Jadestonecool April 28, 2019

Howitzer hanging

To have a large penis hanging out.

Ben Dover had a howitzer hanging out of his pants in the can, man!

Howitzer hanging by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016