hang-hard
A well endowed guy that has a penis tip that extends past the balls in the semi-aroused to fully aroused state, hence hanging hard.
Gary: Whoa girl, your booty is looking mighty nice tonight!! You better stop tempting me cuz its getting too obvious my meat on hang-hard status!!
Azeria: Thats a nice big hang-hard you got there G!! Got me nice and moist!!
Azeria: Thats a nice big hang-hard you got there G!! Got me nice and moist!!
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