Handkini 

A form of women's apparel that features two human hands covering the breasts.

Dude, go give that stripper a handkini.

My girlfriend was changing her shirt yesterday, so I quickly gave her the handkini.

Handkini by Smppc86 August 9, 2009

Handkin 

A wadded up ball of napkin or paper towel that you carry around in your palm for a long time. The carrier of a handkin will do all sorts of work and even engage in conversation with others whilst concealing their handkin. Long since expired and forgotten since it's initial use, the handkin is thus an object one wields unknowingly, and will eventually be reluctant to part with.

The dead giveaway guy has a handkin

Handkin by civilian601 May 3, 2020

Handkini 

When ever a girl will place one arm over her nipples/boobs and the other over her private parts to get somewhere quick if she's naked. Only used to get around house.

1: Ugh I saw my sister in a handkini.

2: I had to wear a handkini out of the bathroom.

Handkini by Gluppy July 16, 2014

hardykin

When someone explosively shits all over the toilet, tank, and wall of the office restroom, then stands suspiciously with their back to the wall in an effort to conceal soiled garments.

Bro, I don’t know who pulled a Hardykin, but we’re gonna need a HazMat crew decontaminate the men’s room. And probably the ladies room too.

hardykin by Patches O’Houlihan December 10, 2024