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handwidth 

the way guys measure the size of their penis. the actual size of one handwidth varies on the person. a normal penis should be right in the range of about two handwidths.
my penis is two handwidths and two fingers long
handwidth by Mike[Mongo]G. December 21, 2007
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trappin out the bandwidth

"Yo did yo get that new lemonade album" "yea you already now im trappin out the bandwidth"

Bandwidth Bandit 

A person who upon entering a building depletes the entire area of all the bandwidth therefore slowing down everyone's internet.
Greg walked into the dorm and my internet just stopped working because he is a bandwidth bandit.

bandwidth 

Something business people say to describe the resources needed to complete a task or project.
We don't have the bandwidth to complete that project.
bandwidth by seebeccarun January 3, 2014

Trappin out the bandwidth

Committing piracy online to save money, popularized by popular YouTuber DJ Akademiks
"I'm not on Tidal, we trappin out the bandwidth"
Giving your dominant hand a release from wacking off...
Damn Jeb, why ya holding both hands out like that?

Ahh, my right hand just got so achy I needed to give myself a handwich...
handwich by flockit February 13, 2015

Trappin Out The Bandwidth

1: Pirating music off of illegal websites because you are already subscribed to one music streaming service and don't want to get multiple subscriptions just because ALL the artists or songs you listen to aren't on the service you are subscribed to.
2: Pirating music because you don't want to pay for music AT ALL when you can get it for free illegally.
3: Pirating music because you can't afford a subscription.
Matt: Yo you gonna get that new Drake album?
Justin: Yea but only if it's on Spotify otherwise i'm trappin out the bandwidth.
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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