Handjobbery

General nonsense, tomfoolery or foolishness. May have a negative connotation when used in regards to foolishness of others that you are not a part of. Can also used to describe a waste of time.

I am tired of all the handjobbery around this place!

Handjobbery by kmoiscool February 17, 2009

handjobburger 

When two hamburger buns are are place around a penis and moved up and down the shaft until ejaculation.

Man that chick gives the best handjobburgers.

handjobburger by spankyp February 27, 2010

Handbomber

Refers to a girl who will stop at nothing to get pregnant... derived from the act of said girl "handbombing" a load of semen into herself, despite where the man intended to deposit it.

"Fuck handbombers, carefully"
"Dude, you don't wanna date that chick, she's a handbomber!"
"What? She stopped taking birth control? Man you're banging a hand bomber!"

Handbomber by uhhhhh_me August 25, 2012

Handjobbery

When a man is accosted on the street by one or more women who proceed to grab his junk while stealing his wallet or other valuables.

Dad can you send me a couple hundred dollars, I was the victim of a brutal handjobbery in Costa Rica.

Handjobbery by sandman913 September 28, 2013

Headjobber 

An individual who enjoys sucking,licking, swallowing and ultimately caressing penises with her mouth, tongue and teeth. Usually of female gender. Degrading herself, physically and socially to her knees in a way which correctly assumes she is below the worth of human status and deserves to be where she put herself..on her knees. Mainly applicable to girls who have performed this recreational act more then once and usually do.

Kayla : What's the go with Goslinga ?
Alexander : She's a renowned headjobber !

Headjobber by Karma At Its Best July 8, 2011

handjobbies 

When your girlfriend jacks you of. Or boyfriend. Whichever suits your style.

Damn, Keita gave Ryohei a few handjobbies last night.

handjobbies by Aya March 2, 2005

handjobbing 

The bizarre series of hand gestures that many of our less effective politicians have been trained to perform, in order to distract attention from the vacuity of what they are actually saying.

Sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference between David Cameron handjobbing and an ambidextrous koala doing karate.

handjobbing by The Font May 18, 2013