handisnacked 

One that is overly obese and is incapable of preforming everday tasks due to large consumption of snacks such as: Ho ho's, Suzie Q's, Little Debbie brand snake cakes and America's favorite snack...Twinkies.

When fat people claim to be handicapped because of large amount of weight.

Shreena is not handicapped, shes so fat she's handisnacked

handisnacked by Joshy G January 25, 2008

Handisnacks Kid 

A person of lesser or limited mental capacity. Referencing the popular catchphrase of the late 1990s, “you gotta hand it to a Handisnacks Kid”, the act of “handing it to” a Handisnacks Kid refers to regularly providing the individual with cognitive assistance;a retard

Hey kids, can my boy swing with you?
Him?! He can pound sand!
Hold on man, we have to let him swing.
Why?!
Look at him. He’s a “Handisnacks Kid”. We’ll get in trouble if we don’t let him swing.

Handisnacks Kid by Star_Index_Media March 28, 2022

handipacked 

Def1 - a human hand enclosed in a packet
OR
Def2 - a handicapt guy is enclosed in a packet and sent to a pond in japan.

Def1 - John GOT handipacked
Def2 - Peter IS handipacked

handipacked by David Spiteri December 11, 2004