handifapped 

injury resulting as a direct cause of fapping i.e. sprained wrist, dislocated dick, etc.

"ey yo jim. wanna play poker tonite?"

"can't. i'm handifapped in my card-holding hand"

"aw man, at least now you can use.. handiFapped PARKIng. haha come on that was a good one"

handifapped by CanOfPeas April 18, 2010

Handifapped 

The inability to masturbate under normal conditions.

Simtex cannot masturbate by memory or while standing up; He is obviously handifapped.

Handifapped by Trypto May 25, 2014

Handifapped 

The state of being unable to masturbate. This can range from arms being tired to genital mutilation.

I tried to fap again but my arms were tired, I was completely handifapped!

Handifapped by definedefinition November 12, 2015

Handiclapped

when you clap that ass so hard they’re now in a wheelchair

After a late night night with Dr. Phil, I am now handiclapped.

Handiclapped by High_andGay December 7, 2019

handitrapped 

When because of a disability, a person becomes stuck or trapped in a certain place or situation out in the world. Can apply to anyone on crutches, wheelchair, walker, etc. on anything, stairwell, outdoors, etc.

I saw a guy at the mall trying to get his wheel chair in between two cars but he became totally handitrapped and couldn’t move an inch in either direction.

handitrapped by Williamsven February 24, 2009

Handicapper 

The specific species of pooping, in which the use of the handicap stall is necessary. That is to say, one is in a rush and must use the handrail for power clenching.

The movie starts in five minutes, I gotta drop a quick handicapper.

Handicapper by Grevdar February 8, 2010

handicrapped 

When you sit on the toilet for way to long and your legs fall asleep, making it difficult to walk for a short period of time.

"I almost fell over after that hour long deuce drop, I was officially handicrapped."

handicrapped by johnny catastrophe January 31, 2012