handifapped

injury resulting as a direct cause of fapping i.e. sprained wrist, dislocated dick, etc.

"ey yo jim. wanna play poker tonite?"

"can't. i'm handifapped in my card-holding hand"

"aw man, at least now you can use.. handiFapped PARKIng. haha come on that was a good one"

by CanOfPeas April 18, 2010

Handifapped

The inability to masturbate under normal conditions.

Simtex cannot masturbate by memory or while standing up; He is obviously handifapped.

by Trypto May 25, 2014

Handifapped

The state of being unable to masturbate. This can range from arms being tired to genital mutilation.

I tried to fap again but my arms were tired, I was completely handifapped!

by definedefinition November 12, 2015