When you haven't been touching your penis enough, God steps in and helps you out. Also known as "Wet Dream"
I woke up last night with my bed stained, from that hand job from God. I really need to get laid, or jerk off more.
or
Guy1: Yea I got lucky last night
Guy2: Your hand doesn't count
Guy1: Got a handjob from God, just gotta do laundry now.
or
Guy1: Yea I got lucky last night
Guy2: Your hand doesn't count
Guy1: Got a handjob from God, just gotta do laundry now.
by Maggot11 January 9, 2012