Hamsauce

To be completely smashed, snockered, or wasted. Usually due to alcohol, although people can be hamsauced from many different influences. The term hails from WestChester Pennsylvania. It's traveled to Kansas, and it's next step is to cover the world.

Matthew: Hey, Aj, is that ugly chick drunk?
Aj: More like hamsauced! that hoediva can't even walk!

Hamsauce by MRoeder July 2, 2011

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hamsauced

Super drunk

Nicole was completely hamsauced last night

hamsauced by Neeekooole March 31, 2009

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hamsauce • hamasauce • Hamdancer

hamsauce

that which is secreted by a hambeast. cf: hambeast

Betsy was sleepin' off the ham hangover, when she was suddenly covered in hamsauce.

hamsauce by pinky marks April 19, 2005

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Hamdancer

A fat girl who's showing too much skin, most commonly found at Wal-Mart, trailer parks during the summer time, bars and all of New England. For instance- back tits, love saddles, top ass, muffin top.

Jesus! I got sweat all over my arm when that hamdancer brushed up against me.

My exe's sister is such a fucking hamdancer. I've never seen her in clothes that fit her unthinkable body.

Hamdancer by Acegunfighter September 5, 2011

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hamasauce

A stinky mush left from hamas rapists and murderers after serious bombardment. Usually comes for free just like their emaginary Narnia like land. Since no one wants to pay for it anyway

Hey david careful you have hamasauce all over your uniform

hamasauce by israelmate March 3, 2024

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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