Hampstersexual 

Typically a man, with outrageous sideburns and mustache, who is a really non-discriminatory sexual tyrannosaurus. Nothing is off limits, in particular dogs, rodents, mechanized equipment, furniture, its all viable as a receptacle for the pent up sexual energy of a Hampstersexual.

Do you see that Dale Earnhardt looking fellow eyeing your dogs posterior? Man he is a real hampstersexual!

Hampstersexual by Big Bad Lord Humongous May 10, 2020

hampsterhead 

A fat bald guy with a beefy head

I am a hampsterhead; look at that hampsterhead on TV. I want in that hampsterhead.

hampsterhead by Curt zimmerman May 12, 2006

hampstered

when you're so hammered drunk you cannot pronounce hammered, you are said to be "hampstered"

Bill stumbles in the room...

"Are you alright Bill?"

"Dude I'm hampstered."

Bill passes out.

hampstered by oOoAprilLeeoOo February 26, 2009

Hampstered

Drunk

I got so Hampstered last night.

Hampstered by Nell Lingo April 6, 2009

hampstering fb 

When you scroll down facebook like a hampster on a wheel. Just going down and down and down glazed over in boredom.

I need to stop hampstering fb and go watch McGuyver.

hampstering fb by spinal365 January 20, 2011

hamsterley 

Hamsterley was a beautiful place until the lass that made it beautiful moved away
You know who you are babe

I mean it has nice surrounding areas etc woods, river… that’s all I can think of the rest is shambles the skatepark in a field with nothing else there, the park is about 15 years old and hasn’t even got a proper slide!!!

Hamsterley is the posh chopwell

Less smack heads

hamsterley by Becccccccc April 4, 2022