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1. hampstered
when you're so hammered drunk you cannot pronounce hammered, you are said to be "hampstered"
Bill stumbles in the room...

"Are you alright Bill?"

"Dude I'm hampstered."

Bill passes out.
2. Hampstered
Drunk
I got so Hampstered last night.
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