c. army of fat kitties
d. army of fat titties!!!
e. pentagon shaped potpourri scented pants
You know , after ten years on the net I still dont know what hampants are.
Hampants are not clothes made out of skin, I think.
Those hampants smell good, can I have a bite?
2) National Ham-pants Day.
3) A stupid name given to a mate when pretending to be pirates.
2) The day for wearing Ham-pants. (Sunday 2nd July)
3) "Fuck off Captain Ham-pants, you're not actually the Captain of this ship!"