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Hamnette 

An abnormally small penis; diminutive of 'HamptonWick', cockney rhyming slang for prick. An aLlernative spelling is Hamnett.
Arnold bought a Humvee to compensate for his hamnette
Hamnette by Seaford Sam June 24, 2004
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Hammerthrow 

A sexual position used with midgets. the midgets open their legs while the big person places them in front and begins to spin them around like one does in hammerthrow
Connor loves fucking midgets in the hammerthrow position.

hummuttering

A cross between humming and muttering usually performed by your nearest coworker.
Dave couldn't concentrate while his coworker, C.H. was hummuttering.
hummuttering by tophatd October 19, 2009

hammertext 

an incredibly annoying series of texts that either

a) could have been condensed in a single text
b) are closely timed and repetitive
God Damn it. I gave Debby my phone number and now she has been hammertexting me for the last hour asking where I am. Avoiding Debby, that's where.
hammertext by MC hammer April 27, 2012

Kirk Hammett 

A San Franciscan guitarist, who started playing at the age of 15 on his brothers guitar. Once gaining enough skill played in a couple bands, Starting Exodus in the process. He later flew to New York to join with Metallica and has become one of the most influential and copied lead guitarist of all time. Is very well known for his "fuck off" attitude and lightning fast fingers. Also being recognized as a prominent surfer, and studier of zen. Plays his guitar 364 days of the year.
did you hear those lixx kirk hammett played? hes the fucking best!
Kirk Hammett by matt December 6, 2003

Kirk Hammett 

Guitarist in metallica, his first band was a garage band Mesh, and then later joined Exodus, after words he joined Metallica. He took lessons from Joe Satriani, and is very skilled with the guitar.
Wow...kirk hammett rules...
Kirk Hammett by Ryan August 4, 2003