When one wakes up semi-naked/ naked, smeared in makeup which is most likely is not theirs, wondering what the fuck happened the night before, feeling like death, wondering who one kissed/had sex with, where the hell one is, and why one has bruises in such unusual places.
by K_J_G March 20, 2011
by thomas546452 February 17, 2009
by deLf August 2, 2003
ham·mer n.
A particularity difficult and gnarly trick performed on a skateboard, the emphasis being on the sickness, as opposed to grace or flair of its execution. Usually down or over a large obstacle, more often than not, sets of stairs and handrails, often switch and at great risk to the skateboardist.
Origins: Popularised and derived from "Hammertime" (MC Hammer), to Hammer (verb), and then to noun, e.g. a Hammer is the product of said ‘Hammertime’ (to ‘go off’, ‘come up’, ‘kill it’ or ‘bust out’).
This meaning of Hammer is promoted most vigorously by Jim Greco. Although once a staple of the 'Hesh' community, Hammers now transcend all hesh/fresh barriers, as the documentation of such Hammers is closely linked with making mo' money though incentives and sponsorship, and translates seamlessly into the philosophy of mainstream rap.
A particularity difficult and gnarly trick performed on a skateboard, the emphasis being on the sickness, as opposed to grace or flair of its execution. Usually down or over a large obstacle, more often than not, sets of stairs and handrails, often switch and at great risk to the skateboardist.
Origins: Popularised and derived from "Hammertime" (MC Hammer), to Hammer (verb), and then to noun, e.g. a Hammer is the product of said ‘Hammertime’ (to ‘go off’, ‘come up’, ‘kill it’ or ‘bust out’).
This meaning of Hammer is promoted most vigorously by Jim Greco. Although once a staple of the 'Hesh' community, Hammers now transcend all hesh/fresh barriers, as the documentation of such Hammers is closely linked with making mo' money though incentives and sponsorship, and translates seamlessly into the philosophy of mainstream rap.
"I got a mad hammer filmed for my part, i'm so ill I make me sick"
"yeah he can throw mad hammers, whatever, his steez mings; pushes like a buggered penguin having an epileptic fit"
"yeah he can throw mad hammers, whatever, his steez mings; pushes like a buggered penguin having an epileptic fit"
by bmr May 12, 2004
by cool4dude November 7, 2005
It all starts when a girl is sucking on your balls. You tell her to go lower, lower, lower, until she gets to your chocolate starfish. Then you flex your abs as hard as you can and blow ass in her face. If you accidentally shart you have successfully performed the infamous dirty hammer.
by Jermo B April 9, 2008
by Rip October 11, 2004