Hammeredstring

Pulling your hamstring after attempting to walk completely drunk

"Based on his limp that guy must have got hammered last night and pulled his hammeredstring"

Hammeredstring by TarHeelBlue09 March 29, 2009

Hammered ass 

Sub par. Well below average. Shitty.

That stripper has a smoking hot body but her face looks like hammered ass. I don't know what happened last night but I feel like hammed ass today.

Hammered ass by Dar-Man March 22, 2012

hammerdasher 

One who has sex and leaves immediately after, commonly known as a one-night stand, also a "hit and run" as an innuendo

"There are many species of sexual animals in this bar tonight. First there's the wall flower, then the emo-kid, followed by 'that guy' who thinks he can dance. Then there's the all night hammerdasher, watch closely as he stalks his next drunk target."

hammerdasher by JKrieg March 8, 2008

hammered ass 

Less than acceptable, unattractive. Unsatisfactory.

That broad's face looks like hammered ass.
The casserole you made tastes like hammered ass

hammered ass by Zorgo September 12, 2005

hammeredassblackedoutdrunk 

the drunkest you have every been and do not remember anything for the next 2 days.

Dude I was so hammeredassblackedoutdrunk last night I don't remember anything.

hammeredassblackedoutdrunk by Joshua Gerrard August 22, 2007

Hammered Ass 

The funk you smell in a room after going through withdrawls!

This bedroom smells like hammered ass!

Hammered Ass by bean nazi October 5, 2011