Earned my Hamm's 

Earning what you have, or implying that you have earned something through what you have endured. Hamm's is a blue collar beer so the saying alludes to coming home to a cold brew after a hard day's work.

"Being a self made man, I've earned my Hamm's." or "I really earned my Hamm's working the help desk at the pro hate speech rally."

Earned my Hamm's by the_steev July 27, 2015

Hamm Sandwich 

When you're fucking a chick from behind while she's sucking off your homie, and you're both drinking a can of Hamm's beer

Nathan: Yooooo should we invite Megan over?
Bill: Fuck yeah dude, let's crack open some Hamm's and run a Hamm sandwich on her
Nathan: Bet

Hamm Sandwich by HammLover69 September 5, 2019

Stuart Hamm 

A bass virtuoso, and the full name of Stu Hamm.
see Stu Hamm for more info

Stuart Hamm kicks ass.

Stuart Hamm by Deathw1sh October 30, 2004

Stu Hamm 

A bass virtuoso. Plays bass for Joe Satriani, and also has a solo career. Proficient in pick style, fingerstyle, slap style, and tapping, he is comparable in talent to Satch himself.

"I just saw the G3 show, and Stu Hamm was playing as insane as Satch!"

Stu Hamm by Deathw1sh October 30, 2004

Stuart Hamm 

A fantastic bassist. Most famous for being Joe Satriani's live bassist and for recordind with Steve vai, it is less well known that he has a solo career of his own and has produced the best albums ever alongside Rush. His style is a mix of slap and pop with some mad tapping bits thrown in, although he is arguably most famous as a bassist for his cover of Beethovens "Moonlight Sonata".

He now has his own Fender signature bass, testament to his skill and contributions to music from the late 80's up until now.

Also, has worked on two Rush tribute albums, as well as doing trio work with GHS. His trademark melody, feel and control are ever-present, and he is regarded rightly as one of the best bassists ever.

"Lol, y00z R all fagz lol1!111!!, M1k3 D1rnt/Mark H0pp8s/F13ldy is teh best bassor eva!111!!"

"get with the program freak, check outsome Stuart hamm!

Stuart Hamm by Giles2112 April 10, 2005

Hammsered 

The act of being completely intoxicated, via Hamm's or Hamm's Special Light. Also, any other beverage from "The Land of the Sky Blue Waters."

Kuren: "I got really wasted last night off of too many wine coolers."

Cody: "I got Hammsered."

Hammsered by Miller_time November 19, 2012

fucking hamms 

explanation of Hamm's Beer in an excited matter. The only way somebody should speak of it anyway... Fucking Hamm's, from the land of sky blue waters

"fucking hamms Bud", "I'm going to the BevMo and grab me a fucking hamms"

fucking hamms by J. Gregoire May 9, 2008