hamler

Huge dick. Likes: dating poodles, getting "high", peanut butter, being a mathstar, playing baritone, pillowbutts. Dislikes: rational thought, letting people comment on his public journal

That dude has a pillowbutt. What a hamler.

by douche boat November 06, 2006

Hamlered

The act or process of getting sloppy drunk while in the town of Hamler, Ohio.

Dylan: Duuuude Blaine was so hamlered at that party in Hamler last night, i think he shit his pants.

Kory: Yeah, wouldn't be the first time.

by BrianPeppersFan July 12, 2011