hamlae 

A woman of Asian descent. Covers all types: Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Indonesian, Malay... doesn't matter. They're all Hamlaes.

Can be used as a way to address an Asian woman, politely in high pitched voice just say "Hamlae!".

This is not a derogatory word, it's a celebration of all Asian woman and is used mainly by rice crackers, or men with a dose of yellow fever.

Can also be used to say goodbye to a good friend.

"Hamlae!"
"Look at those Hamlaes!"

hamlae by hamlae September 16, 2009

Hamless

A spin off of the word "Homeless," but it refers to a Muslim person. Since they can't eat ham traditionally, they are to be left "hamless."

Halal meat shop owner: "look at all those hamless people lined up ready to order!"

Guy who hates Islam: "those hamless freaks are everywhere."

Hamless by liquidforeplay July 27, 2018

Hamlet 

Used when an action got social credit, but there was nothing behind it, either because of deception or luck.

Example 1: Jesse suggests to Billie that they should meet up tonight, even though Jesse secretly knows that Billie is busy and cannot meet. Jesse then *acts* (hence, 'Hamlet') very bummed, lamenting how on how much he misses Billie and that they should meet up already.
Example 2: Todd does not want to hang with David as planned, but reluctantly calls him to check where they are meeting up. David apologises profusely and explains that something has come up and he cannot meet. Todd, being and/or pulling a Hamlet, acts very disappointed and explains that he was so looking forward to it.

"HA! i really didn't wanna go out but i had a date with X setup so i called to cancel but before i could X said he/she was feeling a bit bad and wants to cancel, so i gave X shit about it and said how much i was looking forward to it. What a great Hamlet!

Hamlet by yuxal June 30, 2020

hamlet 

The original emo kid.

HAMLET:
Life is paaaaaaaaaaaaaaain.
My daddy died! Waaahhh!
I don't have the balls to do anything about it.
Waaaaaaaah!
Iambic pentameter philosophical mumbo jumbo.
My girlfriend killed herself 'cause I smacked her.
WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

hamlet by Drama_King March 10, 2008

Hamley 

The wet part of the penguins gooch

While on an Antarctic expedition Chris remarked at how wonderful the penguins looked while sliding around on their Hamleys

Hamley by gooch2000 July 29, 2010

Hamlet 

A strong, powerful creature in the RCU (Retarted Cinematic Universe).

Yo dude, I hear Hamlet finna mess up Thanos tomorrow.

Hamlet by Savior Sir Pepin the IV April 30, 2019

tower hamlets 

the 'finest' area of London's eastend...over-populated by Bengali's...hold's BrickLane, Spitafields and all those other places you'll only ever find white faces in...where have the paki's gone?

Tower Hamlets is better than Hackney.

tower hamlets by 5m0k3y July 15, 2007