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a hat consisting of over 50% ham, and various other disposed meat products. A newly excepted fad in the punk scene, clothing products and accessories made of decaying meat products
my hamhat brings all the boys to the yard and thier like, its better than yours, damn right its better thanyours...
hamhat by J0540rzzz April 11, 2004
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hamsatchel 

derivative of "ho-bag": a whore or adulteress, typical with financial schemes in mind
She used me for my money then moved on to another man. What a hamsatchel.
hamsatchel by The M September 24, 2005
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A friendly greeting- How you say "hello" in hamster language.

Used in the Hamtaro anime and games.
"Hamha! Long time no see!"
Hamha by HamtaroLOL October 25, 2009
A grooming technique where a man grooms one nut with a short hairstyle and one nut with a longer unbridled hairstyle
That hamhawk is business on the right, party on the left!

Hamhandling 

The complete and total pleasuring of a woman by any means necessary.
Roberto gave that Busty Blonde Waitress from Pub Italia the Hamhandling of a lifetime.
(n) a device used to move drunk people from one location to another. The device is similar to a hand truck. the abbreviation stands for the Human Ass Mobile Assist Transport Unit
During the 2013 parade season, security required the use of the HAMATU to help get Heather to the end of the parade.
HAMATU by gambler325 June 16, 2016

hamatito 

some fucking retard nigga that says dumb stuff and is just all around retarded. He also has a giant forehead and glasses
this dude is a hamatito
hamatito by yuhjayde September 27, 2019
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Slop Grenade

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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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