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Hamburg Pancake

A Hamburg Pancake is when a man ejaculates into the hand of their partner. Then the partner, with the semen in hand, slaps them across the face as hard as they can, splatteering the semen across their face, head and all around.
Jimmy and Sally made a Hamburg Pancake in the living room yesterday. I had to throw away the couch, I still have to clean the ceiling and I have no idea where the cat ran off to.
Hamburg Pancake by Vojko February 8, 2026

hamburgalar 

the mcdonalds character that steals hamburgers from the other mcdonalds friends
did you see that cocksucking hamburgalar steal ronald mcdonalds hamburgers?
hamburgalar by mitch420k April 5, 2012

Hamburglar 

Someone that steals your hamburger(s)
Hamburglar: "Give me all your hamburgers"
Peasant: "No way"
Hamburglar by Harm1 July 7, 2011

Hamburgang 

Going for a hamburger with your gang
Bro A to bros: hamburgang?
Bro B: sure bro
Bro C: lets go bro

* the three bros went for a burger together*
The End.
Hamburgang by Car abuser February 14, 2022

Hamburgasm 

The feeling of intense delight when biting into a delicious hamburger; usually followed by uttering sensual oh's and omygod's.
Oh my god, that burger just gave me a hamburgasm! I need a cigarette.
Hamburgasm by grumpybarista August 14, 2011

hamburglar 

a little 3 foot tall prick that runs around in a cape and mask stealing hamburgers from McDonalds.
"the hamburglar thinks he's so tough stealing all the hamburgers from McDonalds but when i get my hands on that little bastard i'm gonna make him puke up all the hamburgers he ever ate and stole and then eat them myself"
hamburglar by Ryan September 13, 2005