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120.
ham
Ham means vagina.
Like ham wallet, or slimey wet ham.
Person 1: I hate you.
Person 2: Your mom.
Person 1: Your mom's ham!

Omg, get your hand out of my ham, I'm not gay!
by Gabe's Bitch June 17, 2008
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121.
ham
A person who is easily manipulated. A push-over.
My father is such a ham, he gives me money whenever I use my baby voice.
by julie September 01, 2003
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122.
HAM
Anal intercourse
Let's go to the kitchen and get some "ham".
by Sentientdeth August 07, 2003
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123.
HAM
H.ardcore, A.lcoholic, M.otherfucker
That guy over there praying to the porcelain god is a fucking HAM
by BIGham May 19, 2003
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124.
Ham
Someone funny but in a cheesy way. Or romantically gushy person. The class clown. When someone does or says something phony but funny, they would be a ham. Really bad puns are hammy. This is not a derogatory term.
Silas is such a ham.
by anything12 February 15, 2009
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125.
Ham
Thai slang for "penis"
Ham jai (large penis)
by alhambra July 29, 2006
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126.
ham
real email - not spam
by Paul Zurawski August 30, 2003
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