halp

The incorrect spelling of help, used in a comical manner. Typically used when someone doesn’t need help, but spells it as such for the sole purpose of letting others know real assistance is unneeded.

1: Halp, I’m drowning!
2: Hey, you’re swimming just fine!
3: We know, captain obvious!

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021

halp

only cool kids say this

halp me, i'm too cool

by May 8, 2023

Halp

The sound in which your mouth makes when you eat something with liquid such as a bowl of cereal

This morning when dad ate cereal I heard him halp every time he took a bite.

by MXAndrew41 April 2, 2022

Halp

Means you wanna say help, but you'rean idiot and spell tihngs wrong.

Person 1 :Hey gurl i ned halp

Person 2: *girl *I *need *help

Person 2: smh

by Phantom Tollbooth2003 November 29, 2018