by jack November 14, 2004
The second highest rated game ever, and the fastes-selling. 2.4 million in a day doesn't lie, the game kicks ass. However, the ending is more of an anti-bonar than watching gay scat porn. Cliffhangars suck.
Let's hope Half-Life 2, the next great FPS to grace us, does just as well.
Let's hope Half-Life 2, the next great FPS to grace us, does just as well.
by CSD November 13, 2004
Halo 2 is a first person shooter video game, developed by Bungie Studios; it’s the sequel to the 2001 game of the year, Halo: Combat Evolved. It also has a new game engine and physics engine, which isn’t really that great. I mean, you can’t even upend a Warthog with grenades anymore, nor can you send them or other various objects soaring like you could in Halo: Combat Evolved.
Halo 2 has had over half a billion games played over the Xbox Live service. However, this does not make it a good game in fact, it’s probably the worst sequel and multiplayer game ever created, and it’s full of in-game flaws like inconsistent weapons, unbalanced maps, flawed weapons, and a melee system that doesn’t work and a terrible net code that can’t prevent cheating, even with the previous 2 auto-updates.
There is a big debate as to whether Halo 2 is a superior title to Halo: Combat Evolved. Majority of the Halo 2 fans prefer it over Halo 1, as most of the Halo 2 community have never even played Halo 1.
Halo 1 was a game based on skill and professionalism; however this is nonexistent in Halo 2. The new features like dual-wielding, energy swords, high auto-aim and the high magnetism eliminate the skill factor in Halo 2.
Many people think Halo 2 is a better game than Halo 1, these people are called ‘idiots’. Halo 2 is full of these 'idiots', 99% of whom create the Bungie.net community.
If you think you’re good at Halo 2, think again, it’s the game that plays for you. You go to melee someone and it does it for you, it aims for you, the bullets follow the target, the rockets follow the target (apart from hitting the ground half of the time), the grenades even lock on.
Halo 2 had the potential to be the greatest online console FPS gamer ever created, but it was ruined and noobified by dual-wielding, energy swords, high auto-aim, high magnetism, lunging melees and other in-game flaws that ruin the Halo experience.
Based off of the Bungie.net community, I have absolutely no hope for Halo 3.
Halo 2 has had over half a billion games played over the Xbox Live service. However, this does not make it a good game in fact, it’s probably the worst sequel and multiplayer game ever created, and it’s full of in-game flaws like inconsistent weapons, unbalanced maps, flawed weapons, and a melee system that doesn’t work and a terrible net code that can’t prevent cheating, even with the previous 2 auto-updates.
There is a big debate as to whether Halo 2 is a superior title to Halo: Combat Evolved. Majority of the Halo 2 fans prefer it over Halo 1, as most of the Halo 2 community have never even played Halo 1.
Halo 1 was a game based on skill and professionalism; however this is nonexistent in Halo 2. The new features like dual-wielding, energy swords, high auto-aim and the high magnetism eliminate the skill factor in Halo 2.
Many people think Halo 2 is a better game than Halo 1, these people are called ‘idiots’. Halo 2 is full of these 'idiots', 99% of whom create the Bungie.net community.
If you think you’re good at Halo 2, think again, it’s the game that plays for you. You go to melee someone and it does it for you, it aims for you, the bullets follow the target, the rockets follow the target (apart from hitting the ground half of the time), the grenades even lock on.
Halo 2 had the potential to be the greatest online console FPS gamer ever created, but it was ruined and noobified by dual-wielding, energy swords, high auto-aim, high magnetism, lunging melees and other in-game flaws that ruin the Halo experience.
Based off of the Bungie.net community, I have absolutely no hope for Halo 3.
by Sheep Licker June 29, 2006
The sequel to Halo, and very nearly as highly overrated as its predecessor. In both games, mediocre gameplay is complemented by equally mediocre graphics and an abysmal online community that consists mainly of eleven-year-old prepubescent fucktards, all of which have microphones that they employ frequently as a tactic to deter other players from the server, so they can feel like they're good at the game.
Around the release of Halo 2, many ignorant Halo fanboys had the gall to compare Halo 2 to Half-Life 2 in terms of quality, but they were soundly trumped after HL2 was released to massive critical acclaim.
Around the release of Halo 2, many ignorant Halo fanboys had the gall to compare Halo 2 to Half-Life 2 in terms of quality, but they were soundly trumped after HL2 was released to massive critical acclaim.
Noobtard: Hey, I play Halo 2.
Real Gamer: Okay.
Noobtard: It's better than Half-Life 2.
Real Gamer: No, Halo is a shitty, generic shooter that never deserved the popularity it has recieved. Go stab yourself in the face and die.
Real Gamer: Okay.
Noobtard: It's better than Half-Life 2.
Real Gamer: No, Halo is a shitty, generic shooter that never deserved the popularity it has recieved. Go stab yourself in the face and die.
by Ennuified November 27, 2006
Worst Game Ever. I believe the first halo was better. They cheapened the "plasma sword" and added "DUAL Wield". Wow, Two improvements. Plasma sword is rigged from killing people in ONE attack. Dual wield is taken from James Bond (007 goldeneye), Yes the nintendo 64 version. Micro$oft took Gay-Low and turned into Super-Gay-Low. So what? I dont know what everyone's drooling about. Jumping on vehicles? Unreal Tournament 2004. Dual Wield? James Bond. Rigged 1-hit-kills? Nox. No falling damage? Well, they didn't take one idea, at least. No, wait. ARMORED CORE NEXUS.
Fanboy: OMFG I GOT TEH HAY-LOW TWOOOO!!!
Me: I have HL2. Half-life 2.Fanboy: OMFG WUT THAT? HL2 IZ HAAYY-LOW!!
*5 seconds later, the fanboy has a knife sticking out of his hand*
Me: I have HL2. Half-life 2.Fanboy: OMFG WUT THAT? HL2 IZ HAAYY-LOW!!
*5 seconds later, the fanboy has a knife sticking out of his hand*
by Slaya-Survivor January 7, 2005
a game that is so fuckin bad that it hipnotizes people like me into thinking its great and thats why it the best game ever created. itseven better than melted cheese on a hero with bacon, chicken cutlet, tomato and mayo.
ooooo ooooo oooo ooo oooo oo oooooooooo. thats the halo song that sounds like a man is getting head from pam anderson.
by napolean dynomite February 8, 2005
uh.. this was alright but not as fun as the first, the ending had a vomitlike viscosity that sort of leaked out of my television.. multiplayer was pretty good tho...
by -yeahw/e November 19, 2004