One of the greatest games ever, up there with battlefield and splinter cell. People say it sucks, but in reality they dont own an xbox because they cant afford it because they dont have a job, and/or they suck at it and can only point out its flaws because they're a dumbass turd who cant accept sucking at something.
by Setting it straight January 28, 2007
"Every morning there's a halo hangin
from the corner of my girlfriend's four post bed
I know it's not mine but I'll see if I can use it for
the weekend or a one-night stand
Couldn't understand"
-Sugar Ray
from the corner of my girlfriend's four post bed
I know it's not mine but I'll see if I can use it for
the weekend or a one-night stand
Couldn't understand"
-Sugar Ray
by maythe4thbewithyou May 5, 2009
A game for sweaty tryhards and people with high egos that get on a Team Slayer match and think they're able to fuck everybody's mom and the person in 1st place calls everybody on their team a bunch of 5 year old kids because anyone below that person apparently sucks...
HALO 3 PLAYER: IM FUCKIN YOUR MOM
HALO 3 PLAYER 2: NOT IF I FUCK YOURS FIRST
HALO 3 PLAYER: YOU PLAY LIKE YOUR 5 GTFOH
HALO 3 PLAYER: SUCK MY LEFT NUT
HALO 3 PLAYER 2: NOT IF I FUCK YOURS FIRST
HALO 3 PLAYER: YOU PLAY LIKE YOUR 5 GTFOH
HALO 3 PLAYER: SUCK MY LEFT NUT
by Gage2003A3 May 5, 2020
A stupid very homosexual game made by Bungie. Your boyfriends will spend hours playing and forget about the G>G law.
halo
halo
HALOOOOOOO
halo.
Girlfriend- What's MLG? Something with Halo?
GF's BFF- MAJOR LEAUGE GAYYYY!
WE HATE HALO
HALO
halo
halo
halo
HALOOOOOOO
halo.
Girlfriend- What's MLG? Something with Halo?
GF's BFF- MAJOR LEAUGE GAYYYY!
WE HATE HALO
HALO
halo
halo
by Biffre March 2, 2008
1. Second greatest game ever made. I say "second greatest" because everyone with half of a brain knows how good Halo 2 will be.
2. Story-driven and violent FPS for the Xbox (and most recently the PC, and pretty soon the Mac) in which you take on the role of Master Chief, a genetically enhanced super soldier fighting alongside the UNSC marines in an attempt to save humanity from the wrath of the Covenant, a strong religious alliance of at least six alien races hell bent on destroying the human race, most likely because they fear our moral corruption and lack of discipline, among other things.
2. Story-driven and violent FPS for the Xbox (and most recently the PC, and pretty soon the Mac) in which you take on the role of Master Chief, a genetically enhanced super soldier fighting alongside the UNSC marines in an attempt to save humanity from the wrath of the Covenant, a strong religious alliance of at least six alien races hell bent on destroying the human race, most likely because they fear our moral corruption and lack of discipline, among other things.
Halo kicked ass, but Halo 2 will probably be even better.
Halo's story is complex and interesting, at least until its plotlines start showing up in other games.
Halo's story is complex and interesting, at least until its plotlines start showing up in other games.
by C-can January 29, 2004
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1: N. a video game created by a group of middle aged uber virgins in high hopes of generating revenue off 13 yr old virgins addiction to the game playing via mommy's credit card while she is out stripping for grocery money.
2: N. a video game created by a group of middle aged uber virgins in high hopes of generating revenue by rating it mature and then getting adults to play the game only to get frustrated by the 13 yr old boy on the opposite team killing them and teabagging them, losing to them while they say words they learn from mommy's boyfriends, or on the same team betraying them because of penis envy.
2: N. a video game created by a group of middle aged uber virgins in high hopes of generating revenue by rating it mature and then getting adults to play the game only to get frustrated by the 13 yr old boy on the opposite team killing them and teabagging them, losing to them while they say words they learn from mommy's boyfriends, or on the same team betraying them because of penis envy.
13 yr old boy playing Halo: "0h g3t 0wn3d f4gg0t, suck my d1ck!"
adult: (while slamming controller on the floor) "HIT PUBERTY AND GROWN ONE AND STOP RUBBING YOUR FUCKIN VAGINA YOU LITTLE BITCH!!"
13 yr old boy: "sniffles" (signing out of xbox live)
adult: (while slamming controller on the floor) "HIT PUBERTY AND GROWN ONE AND STOP RUBBING YOUR FUCKIN VAGINA YOU LITTLE BITCH!!"
13 yr old boy: "sniffles" (signing out of xbox live)
by TH3 M0DD4RZ December 2, 2007