Hallway Sex

You and your wife pass each other in the hallway, look over at each other and say, "Fuck YouI".

It's been so long and me and the wife are in such a rough patch right now that all we have is hallway sex.

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Saying, "Fuck you" to each other as you meet going opposite directions in the hallway.

Sue and I have hallway sex nearly every day. We see each other in the hallway and say, "Fuck you!" to each other.

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when passing your wife in the hallway and you both utter "fuck you". Not as pleasurable as most other forms of sex.

hallway sex by Webster October 15, 2003

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When a relationship has turned sour and the closest thing to having sex is walking past one another in the hallway and saying, "f__k you!"

"She hates me so much right now all we ever have is hallway sex."

hallway sex by poovoir February 24, 2014

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When you and your spouse walk by each other in the hallway and say "go fuck yourself"

hallway sex is when you and your spouse walk by each other in the hallway and say "go fuck yourself"

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When you pass your man in the hallway and say "FUCK YOU!!!!"
-Dedicate it to the one you love ;)

You are such a prick, I will only give you hallway sex.

Hallway Sex by Sheryl B December 9, 2008

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two lovers walk by each other in the hallway and says fuck you.
That is how u have hallway sex.

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