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hallmalarky 

When a conversation becomes too mushy for comfort.
"You know, before we all head back home, I just want to say I'm really happy we all became friends this summer. It's been amazing."

"Yeah this really has been the best summer of my life. I'm closer to all of you than to friends I've known my whole life."

"Really, I am so grateful for having you all in my life. You've given me gifts I'll take with me always. I hope we stay friends forever."

"Now I know the meaning of true friendship. You are all so precious to me, each of you is a perfect diamond, and together we are a shimmering diamond ring."

"Alright, enough of this hallmalarky... let's smoke a bowl and fire up the x-box."
hallmalarky by squidlayo September 12, 2009
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Hallmarky 

1. Over dramatic and obvious statement spewing.

-Commonly associated with the movies and actors of the Hallmark Channel.

2. An over dramatic person
"My Dad was acting very hallmarky today after watching the stock market drop and continued to act the same when he switched to the Hallmark Channel."

"Be careful, It's cold." (From a Hallmark movie in which a man jumps into water while it's snowing and the women screams the above statement.)
Hallmarky by Rob MJ December 6, 2011
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Hallmarky 

Saying something so sweet that it sounds like it should be in a hallmark card.
Woman: I just saw your weather and blew you a kiss, the wind is blowing from up here down to you.

Man: Awwww....wow....that was very Hallmarky....And Incredibly sweet.....I love you
Hallmarky by djodyb September 18, 2012

Hallmarky 

art, objects or design considered to be in poor taste because of excessive garishness or sentimentality, but sometimes appreciated in an ironic or knowing way
This card you made is super hallmarky
Hallmarky by Magbee_ December 16, 2021

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026