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halfster 

One who is involved in the scene community, but could not be classified as a scenester. Usually has some scenester friends. Somehow associated with the community (example: frequents scene parties or shows), but is obviously not a scenester.
The main distinguishing factor between halfsters and scenesters is lack of image consciousness and acceptance of non-scene culture.
The main distinguishing factor between halfsters and nonsters (those unrelated to the scene community) is acceptance of the scene community and slight involvement in the community. Nonsters do not have scenester friends (okay, they might have one or two scenester friends, but that's generally it) and are not involved in the community.
halfster by Adam and May June 21, 2007
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halfpster 

Literally a half-hipster. Usually, a true hipster will not admit to being one to preserve their social independence and obscurity which makes it difficult to pinpoint the difference between hipsters and halfpsters. Many people are not prepared to fully commit to being so superior and hip all the time, causing many people to be classified somewhere within gray area of halfpster-dom. Halfpsters can be identified by the presence of some mainstream music on their playlists, occasional appearance of branded clothing in their wardrobe, and general denial of being wholly and truly hipster.
Hipster Friend: What is this Flo-Rida doing on your iPod? You know how over-produced his stuff is.

Halfpster: Yeah I know, but I like that song. Sue me.
halfpster by orangedizzle February 6, 2013

halfternoon 

The halfway point in the afternoon. The afternoon is between 12:00 and 5:00 pm, with the halfternoon occurring at 2:30 pm. People generally have a buffer of a half hour before and after halfternoon; therefore the usage is standard between 2:00 and 3:00 pm.
Good halfternoon Peggy. Now that it is halfternoon, I am feeling less sluggish.
halfternoon by Doctor Geo Zee March 5, 2020

halfternoon 

The part of the afternoon after 2:00
My boss isn't around today so I might take the halfternoon off to go fishing
halfternoon by butts March 19, 2008

halfsker 

(n.) a half-hard on that is the product of just finishing sex or any other sexual act. Usually visible by other people.
C: Did M just finish you off?
S: Yessur, could you tell by my halfsker?
C: Duh
halfsker by CerSer December 9, 2008

Halfstrated 

Like getting castrated, but in this case you only lose one of your testicles leaving you to be half a man. Carries the added correct implication that you are now only half straight after a receiving a halfstration.
P1: Hey you know that guy Dash? Only has one ball.

P2: Must’ve gotten halfstrated. Half a man.
P1: Nah I think he had testicular cancer.
Halfstrated by hexxhex October 10, 2018

Halfsturbating 

Casually working ones own genitalia to work up or maintain arousal. Usually done while perusing the internet for porn, or a cybersex partner.
I was halfsturbating for nearly an hour before I found a good video of a chick stuffing 3 cucumbers in her vag. I came pretty quick.
Halfsturbating by pnx April 5, 2009
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