halfheimer's 

Poor memory or inattention displayed by someone not old or adled enough to be suffering full Alzheimer's disease. Half of the poor memory usually associated with Alzheimer's.

"It was a shame how Hal acted in that meeting today after not reading the prep materials. He clearly wasn't listening to the discussion. He sounded like he had halfheimer's."

halfheimer's by Suga T April 8, 2008

Hillsboro halftimers 

Hillsboro halftimers

was a dance group that was at Hillsboro High school in Nashville TN back in the day but it came back in 2014 with lexi Pendergrass and Fantasia Edmondson and the in 2015 Goria Cunningham Jr was on the dance team from 2015 - 2016 from his junior year to senior year

Hillsboro halftimers

was a dance group that was at Hillsboro High school in Nashville TN back in the day but it came back in 2014 with lexi Pendergrass and Fantasia Edmondson and the in 2015 Goria Cunningham Jr was on the dance team from 2015 - 2016 from his junior year to senior year

Hillsboro halftimers by Hillsboro Halftimers January 31, 2023

halfzeimers 

Similar to alzheimers, but when you only forget half the time. senior moment

I had a real good meal the other day, and I can visualize the restaurant, but I can't remember the name of the place. Must be halfzeimers

halfzeimers by Jim Clark 54 May 27, 2006

hoffheimer 

To metaphorically fuck or sucker punch vicariously through a subordinate while hiding like a pussy.

My new boss totally hoffheimered me! He just hired me too weeks ago for 500 and hour then fired me through the janitor while on vacation in Tulsa! That Fuck!

hoffheimer by Pa Pa Squat January 13, 2014