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half stock

When you're half way down from an erection. Contrast to half mast being half way up to an erection.
I finished fucking her and now I'm half stock.
half stock by VTI December 3, 2006

half a stock 

A semi erection, where one simply goes chubby in the trouser department.
Fuck me, Kerry is hot. I swear she gave me half a stock!
half a stock by The-Shield March 1, 2004

halfstock 

semi-erect or semi-flacid. However you want to look at it... I choose semi-erect, as that seems more positive.
"Man, I'd fuck that shit out of that bitch, but I'm halfstock."
halfstock by Beil February 13, 2005

Halfstack 

Derived from the address "555 1/2 W Holland St.", along with a half stack amplifier metaphorically speaking, the Halfstack is the most amazing bachelor pad in the southeast region of South Dakota. Business offices below the apartment share the address "555 W Holland St.," thus the partial "1/2" comes into play. Apartment tenants go by the names "Josh" and "Kyler."
Dude, we gotta go to the Halfstack for a good jam session!

In verb form:
Joe is Halfstacking it up with his buddies.
Halfstack by Joshua Harrison Ford October 18, 2010

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026