half inch

Cockney rhyming slang for pinch.

He half inched my wallet!
Don't you half inch anything old chap!

half inch by Nick Samuel April 16, 2006

half inch

To 'pinch' something

Not a form of minor physical violence or playful teastin but more to 'steal' something from someone or somewhere.

That blady teevs gone 'n' half-inched me poodle!

half inch by Jimma March 1, 2004

half-inch hero 

a man whose unusually small penis is suprisingly satisfying.

I gave Brenda the 'ol half-inch hero last night

half-inch hero by John Warner August 18, 2006

Half Inch Slip 

when giving a woman oral sex, and slipping past the vaginal opening, and accidentally licking the anus.

D00D, i was chowin on her box, then it tasted nasty, i knew i just made a half inch slip! got any mouthwash?

Half Inch Slip by BuLL January 6, 2005

1 and a half inches 

Dreamnotfound.

if you know you know ;)

George: Oooooh 1 and a half inches dreammm~

1 and a half inches by Kiki's twin, kikiara August 28, 2020

baldy half-incher 

Small schlong

I've seen your cock, its a baldy half-incher.

baldy half-incher by fredrickham May 15, 2016

half-inchy 

A stout young brute who has the unfortunate flaw of having a half-inch penis.

Some guy's asian girl friend bangs her best male friend since his half-inchy can't satisfy her.

half-inchy by Bob April 18, 2004