Half an ex 

Someone who you thought liked you and thought it was all going somewhere, only to find out the person you spoke to didn’t label anything and didn’t feel the same about you.

Instead of making a fool of yourself and saying that you guys dated (when the person you spoke to would say that you guys never dated), well, behold the newest definition - half an ex!

Her: I can’t believe you would lead me on like that!! I thought you liked me.
Him: Well we never agreed on labels. And you’re not an ex so
Her: You’re right. We’re not exes, and thank god for that! You’re half an ex!

Half an ex by asffhk February 26, 2020

half an eighth 

A sixteenth of an ounce

"Half an eighth of dried magic mushrooms is a good amount for a first trip"

half an eighth by teen February 16, 2004

Half an asshole

Someone who's only half an asshole. The other half is smart fat batman who's lazy and gym rat iron man who likes going to the gym to get buff. Basically, lean chonky or buff with a small to medium belly is peak male performance. The small to medium belly acts as a calorie surplus reserve to build extra muscle and added raw strength.

Half an asshole can survive a famine, yes be healthy enough to make it to 65. Half an asshole.

Half an asshole by HawaiianPunch1 April 5, 2026

what looks like half an apple

the other half

Bro: Yo what looks like half an apple
Homie: Yeah dawg
Bro: Aight man, the other half homes

what looks like half an apple by ZROSENEDI May 12, 2016

douce an a half 

Large truck with 6 wheel drive, usually owned by the millitary to hall people or cargo

You see that douce an a half go through all that mud?

douce an a half by Nuclear Mass April 19, 2010

A hoe an a half

When someone is such a “hoe” she needs another half

Becky-“ do u like gracy Jane “

Brittany- “ no that Bitch a hoe an a half “

A hoe an a half by Bitchass 13 February 28, 2019

I sold you an ounce of skunk, and you thought it was a four and a half. 

Insult. Often described as the worst insult around, if someone uses it the reciever has been known to pass out with lyrical shock.
First heard used by the MC: Devilman against Skepta in lord of the mic 2.

person 1: your rhymes are swag. KMT
Person 2: o yeah?, well I sold you an ounce of skunk, and you thought it was a four and a half.

Person one passes out.

I sold you an ounce of skunk, and you thought it was a four and a half. by MichaelKalugin9 April 4, 2010