Hasumi 

1) Japanese for "innocent leaf"

2) A vagrant Japanese prostitute that only accepts food as payment.

3)Perverted clarinet player who is more than interested in eels and tentacles.

1) -Hey dude, let's order a pizza so I can get me some Hasumi.
- Oh, how much will she cost me?
- I think they run 1 slice an hour!!!

Hasumi by thebeyer March 11, 2010

keito hasumi 

Best man to ever exist, if someone uses keito hasumi to describe you it means you're very hot sexy and they wanna lick your toes.

My gosh you look so Keito Hasumi today, I could take a bite out of you *drool*

keito hasumi by lead ☆ August 31, 2021

Mei Hatsume 

Best girl from boku no hero academia

If you think Mei Hatsume isn’t best girl then fucking fight me bitch

Good person: Have you seen boku no hero academia? Mei Hatsume is best girl.
Dumb person: no way, Kendo is best girl.
Good person: ...
Dumb person: what?
Good person: you’re apart of the rebel alliance and a traitor, take her away

Mei Hatsume by Mei Hatsume is best girl October 10, 2018

Hatsumomo

In Memoirs of A Geisha, she is the prettiest bitch in all of Kyoto. Hatsumomo rules the okiya and everyone obeys her orders, especially her slave child Pumpkin.

Hatsumomo- "Were you in my room?"

Chiyo Chan- "Uhm...yes.."

Hatsumomo- "Do not touch my things, you smell of fish."

Hatsumomo by Dr. Krabs 69 August 4, 2010

haisup 

hai + sup

used to say hello and what's up

Emma: Heyaaa
Rach: haisup
Emma: nothing much, you?


....

haisup by Tishbi October 9, 2008

hassum 

to have some, to take part in and enjoy.
"Word to ya mother." -IRF

"Come inside! We 'bout to hassum chittlins."

hassum by Eric Chattom May 14, 2005

hansum 

Term used in New Zealand that describes something in a negative light. (Said in a sarcastic tone) oftens replaces words such as ugly,useless etc

Tom: Hey Mike you know that girl Shelly? She gave me head last night ;)
Mike:Shelly? The girl with the mole? That girl is HAAAAAAAAANSUM

Boy: You see that awesome 3pointer I made
Girl:Sorry to dissapoint but that shot was HANSUM!!!

hansum by thatHANSUMdude July 17, 2011