Hairy Penis and the Kidney Stone

a blasphemous rendering of the popular Harry Potter book entitled Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Coming this Fall to a theater near you..."Hairy Penis and the Kidney Stone"
"Abracadara, Abracadee, release the stone so I can pee..."

Hairy Penis and the Kidney Stone by mike potter September 25, 2005

Hair Penis

A females pubic hair shellacked into a penis like object used in lesbian love making.

I found out my girlfriend was a lesbian when she pulled out her hair penis.

Hair Penis by Beaver Dawg1234 May 4, 2018

harry penis 

a small hairless substance that has a very charming odor of dumbledore’s dick

hey dude I love the smell of harry penis!

harry penis by Inzane In The Membrane May 26, 2018

penis hair 

The hair that engulfs the male animal's genitalia

That dog sure needs a penis hair trim

penis hair by Sara Hathaway June 18, 2006

penis hair 

The consequence of using hair gel that your brother earlier stuck his penis in to replicate the sensation of sexual intercourse

Oh man, I cannot believe you stuck your penis in my hair gel, oh great, now I have penis hair

penis hair by Dave Budd September 30, 2007

long hary black penis 

When an African American male named Hary does not shave his pubic region.

Damn Hary, My African American friend, you do not shave your pubic hairs. Some say you have a long hary black penis.

long hary black penis by Sir wanks a lot June 3, 2019

penis hair envy 

The fascination with, and jealousy of, a males impressive quantity of pubic hair. Often seen in men who do too much manscaping, and wish they could go native again.

I know he isn't gay...he must be staring because of penis hair envy...

penis hair envy by delicatetulip September 30, 2012