hairy donut 

1. Salmon trap, bearded clam, taco, bloody hatchet wound.

2. Kind of leathery and hairy to boot. See also: leather donut, turd cutter.

"I got my hairy donut caught in the mail slot."

hairy donut by Nigel W. February 5, 2006

hairy donut 

excessive amount of hair coming from or around the anus; ingrown hairs in o-ring or sphincter

I couldn't toss that bitch's salad because she had a hairy donut

hairy donut by Phil McKeister December 28, 2003

harry donut 

The act of a man pouring sprinkles on a woman's vag and then piledriving her.

When she said she liked dessert I gave her a Harry donut

harry donut by Ohbaby3 June 16, 2017

donut hair 

Hair around the asshole

Damn that girl has donut hair.
or
I was fucking this girl and she had alot of donut hair

donut hair by Jeff February 25, 2005

hair dont 

An outrageous hairstyle that shoould be illegal to be worn in public.

Did you see Ty'Shene's smoke stack hair do... No girl that was a hair dont!

hair dont by Senica Harris August 10, 2006

long hair dont care 

A girl with a un-tamed, wildly free, sometimes nappy, excessively long VAGINA hair.

"If her hair gets caught in her pant zipper, shes too "long hair dont care" for ya bro!"

long hair dont care by freddygotfingered123 January 22, 2012

my hair it dont move

my hair doesnt move

my hair it dont move; bald headed big back ass bitch

my hair it dont move by myyyyyyayyyy July 3, 2023