Hairy Crotch Pooch Share definition Flag noun: a hairy buldge in the crotch area on indians. Wow, that indian has a really hairy crotch pooch. Let's shave it off and make mittens out of it. Hairy Crotch Pooch by Leteya February 9, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the Hairy Crotch Pooch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch