DUDE: How'd it go last night?
HOMIE: It was cool until she spread her cheeks and that hairy starfish winked at me.
DUDE: Oh man that's scary. Well, did you go on in?
HOMIE: Naw man, wasn't feelin up for a safari after all that Borski.
DUDE: You candy ass!!
HOMIE: Yeah I know, I'm worthless and weak.
HOMIE: It was cool until she spread her cheeks and that hairy starfish winked at me.
DUDE: Oh man that's scary. Well, did you go on in?
HOMIE: Naw man, wasn't feelin up for a safari after all that Borski.
DUDE: You candy ass!!
HOMIE: Yeah I know, I'm worthless and weak.
by old balls December 27, 2007