this is a woman who has arms made of hair. She also has a hairy face and god knows what else. She is usually small in height (a poison dwarf) and had an odd shaped body. She has greasy hair and tits bigger than her. Her name is usually Elaine, and corrupts innocent people by swinging her hairy arms about!
Oh my god, what happened to you?
i got attacked by the hairy armed monster!

help....save the service users,
the hairy armed monster is on the loose!!!
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