A version of the handjob, the Handblaster is often received during one-night-stands and is pleasurable for neither participant.

Defined by a violent jerking motion and uneven stroke.

"Oh man... you take that sloptart home last night?"
"Yeah, she gave me a brutal Handblaster too. It sucked."

Handblaster by the akademik July 7, 2005

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handblasting

Another term used for describing a hand job. It tends to be more violent in terms and and is general referenced when trying to degrade someone. It can also be a general reference to giving someone a hand job without being violent or degrading.

1. Sarah was hand blasting Matt last night and made him bleed everywhere.

2.Julie was handblasting me last night and it felt so good.

handblasting by N-man November 26, 2007

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Handblast

Verb
To give a female sexual pleasure in her genital region with your hand very rapidly.

Example 1
Kevin: "Dude, did anything happen between you and that brunette?"
Brian: "Bro, I took off her pants and fucking handblasted her. She was loving it."

Handblast by The Codester et Homie-D December 17, 2008

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Hiblasteesh

When you have nothing to say or say it instead of an item. The definition of this word is unusual, actually there really isn't a real definition for this. You just say it in your conversation to confuse people.

Found in Turlock, CA by a young Assyrian.

Pronounced: Heh-blast-eesh.
The H is kinda silent.

McDonald's Drive Threw Lady: Welcome to McDonald's, what can i get for ya?

Johnson: Ya can I get a Hiblasteesh with 2 Hiblasteesh, with Hiblasteesh on the side.

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