A disturbed thought process characterized by excessive fear and anxiety that everyone is staring at your hair and making fun of you for it.
Tara's extreme hairanoia compelled her to wear a hat until her bangs grew out. They said she was just being hairanoid, but she swore they were all laughing!
by Kristina F. August 29, 2007
by lingtuist1 July 09, 2009
Mark's hairanoia became so extreme, he began taking photos of his scalp daily to see if his hairline was receding.
by The guy who played Waldo Faldo April 21, 2015