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part your hair

Girl one- Oh man, I need to part my hair!
Girl two- Part your hair gurl, part it!
Boy- Why? Your hair looks fine.
-Girl one and two- HAHAHAHAHAHA.


Girl one- PARTED!!
part your hair by ASDFJK!!!! October 12, 2008

part your hair

This term is often used offensively towards someone who has wronged you and deserves punishment in the form of a fart to the face, thus parting the offenders hair.
"You bitch, I'm gonna part your hair for that!"
"She sat quietly in the indian style position while her husband carefully parted her hair."

part me hair 

When you want to go for a number two, you are in fact going to 'part your hair'.
"Bloody kebab. I'm off to part me hair."
part me hair by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Sack Hair Party 

A party or gathering that you would normally not go to but because of some uncontrollable circumstance you are obligated to attend.
I'm going to a sack hair party wedding in Virginia this weekend. So I cant go to my friends birthday party.
Sack Hair Party by Hairy sack September 30, 2010

Hair Party 

A full-on headful attack of bedhead.
Damn, dude... looks like you hada Hair Party and no one was invited!!
Hair Party by MuddyRunnerGirl March 16, 2009

party hair 

Unruly hair that makes it look like the person has a party on their head. Often used to describe thick and long hair. Bares a very close resemblance to the term bed head.
I saw Mitch the other day. That guy has such party hair.
party hair by PartyHair January 24, 2009