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A South Park tik toker who has a yt. ( rat was taken)
Stan Marsh is mysterions_crusty_hair_’s kin!
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Crusty Hair • mysterions_crusty_hair_ • Crusty shit hair • Haircrush • hair • hair metal • hair pie • Hair Brush • hair ball • hair flip

Crusty Shit Hair

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It is the chocolate fudge you can's seem to wipe off from your ass hair after a huge crap. It gets crusty when it drys and hurts like a bitch when you wish to clean it off.
Damn i got crusty shit hair. I'm going to the toilet to pull some ass hairs out. Wont' be a sec.
Crusty Shit Hair by Jake Tam June 17, 2008
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Crusty shit hair

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it's when your mom craps on you while giving birth and since some baby's dont have hair when you're born your mom will think it's your hair for a while
hey, did you have crusty shit hair when you were born
Crusty shit hair by Camels November 15, 2006
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Haircrush 

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When one person envies another person's hair, usually a male envying another male, as it is more common with girls.
Me: Dude.....I have such a haircrush on Vic Fuentes...

Kyle: That's really gay....but yeah I don't blame you.
Haircrush by chocotaco! September 14, 2009
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Nutshot 

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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Nerd neck 

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A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
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