When you wake up after a long night of drunken sleep and find you have awful case of bed head. Business upfront exit wound in the back.
Man that bum has a sweet JFK hair cut
by who the real dookie? March 20, 2010
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A gapped up hair-cut that is usually requested by men who live in New Iberia, Louisiana. It resembles a fade. Mostly worn by white guys who think they are African.
by Bianca Montage April 15, 2008
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when a person has a haircut so bad, no one will want to have sex with them, hence it makes good birth control.
"Wow, look at that fem-mullet thats one hell of a birth control hair cut."
by j-dub004568 March 31, 2008
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Kyle Leitzel
"what hairstyle does that guys have?"
"Oh that's the fuck boy hair cut."
by Roastytoasty February 14, 2016
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Boy 1: so, how did it goo with Jane last night

Boy 2: o god, it was going hot till she took off her pants, she really needs to give the cat a hair cut

Boy1: harsh man
by sexistripperchick July 2, 2009
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An old Navy term refering to a blow job.
Sarge nearly missed the jump because he was getting a hong kong hair cut.
by Anson July 15, 2006
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