a derivative of hell no (taken from the Old English 'hel' and 'na'), used commonly as an alternative to the phrase.
"Hailstorm no! You did NOT just do that!"
by k9krunchies9 November 26, 2008
When a phenomena occurs without any planning or communication, and is executed perfectly by multiple participants as if planned.
John and Joe walk up to a control box with two buttons. John and Joe look at one another. Nod, say "Hailstorm." And then in unison push both buttons at the same time.
John and Joe walk up to a cliffside. John and Joe look at one another. Nod, say "Hailstorm." And they both jump into the water below at the same time.
John and Joe walk up to a cliffside. John and Joe look at one another. Nod, say "Hailstorm." And they both jump into the water below at the same time.
by AnujSuper9 November 2, 2009
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by 152sumos May 22, 2008
John Doe: I'm sorry, what did you say?
Crazy Mick (foreigner): I said f*@k your mom and the USA!
This insult is quickly followed with an immediate reign of knuckle hailstorm to the poor fellow.
Crazy Mick (foreigner): I said f*@k your mom and the USA!
This insult is quickly followed with an immediate reign of knuckle hailstorm to the poor fellow.
by CptAmerica March 31, 2011
Similar to the golden shower, the golden hailstorm is a sexual act in which one person urinates on another, while passing a kidney or ureteral stone. Due to its rarity and near improbability, the golden hailstorm is often praised heavily by its receiver.
Late one night at the senior center, Martha and Frank started getting frisky with one another. Martha started to take off Frank's pants but he quickly stopped her. "Hold on, i've got a surprise for you!" he said with a wink. He then finished taking off his pants, and immediately started screeching loudly. Luckily for Martha, she had her hearing aid turned down, but she could still see Frank's visible agony. Just as she was about to ask if he was okay, Frank suddenly unleashed the golden hailstorm all over Martha's face. Three small stones hit her straight in her open mouth, and the immense pressure of the previously-blocked urine sprayed Martha like the rains of a Category Five hurricane. Martha was overcome by the sheer beauty of the golden hailstorm; she later described it as akin to seeing the aurora borealis or like being kissed by the Pope. After the golden hailstorm, Martha treated Frank to hours over intercourse, as she in awe of being a part of the rare golden hailstorm.
by mrboochieman November 30, 2013