| 1. | mah | ||
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this word (as my comrad 'dan' has stated) is generally used to exhibit mass amounts of chaos in local school busses, but it is also used to annoy sisters (also pronounced disder) or brothers (broder) and the optional parent. this word can also be followed up by the term haah (mah-haah all together). also as 'dan' has said (or rather typed) it is used by people on medications or mentally disturbed (i myself am both). mah haah can be used in every/any scentance at every/any time. mah haah has also been proven to be the most annoying sound ever created by man. mah haah can be a noun or a verb or an adjective ect. and can b a term of genious or retardation. school bus:
bus driver:hello kids 4 kids: MAHHH HAHHHH bus driver:enough of that now children remember what happened last time 4 kids: MAH HAHHH MAHHHH HAH noun:yo, mah! verb:i'll mah u up u piece o mah haah adjective:dude thats mahing awsome! ect. ect. in the home: mom:do ur homework me: MAHH HAAAHHHH dad:do ur chores me: MAHHH HAHHHA MAHHHHHH!!!! disder:get out of my room me:MAHH HAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!(while destroying room and being as evil as possible) broder:(walking around the house) me: (jumps on back) MAHHH HAHHHH!!! mental hospital: shrink:have u been taking ur medicine? me:MAHHH HAHHHHHHHHH HAHHHHHHHH HAHHHHHHHHH MAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!(insanly running around in straight jacket bouncing up and down and rolling aroung on the ground) |
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| 2. | weitzel | ||
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A beautiful and majestic female sex god. Like a fine wine, The Weitzel only gets better (and by better I mean hornier/sexier) with age. Though the Weitzel has slept with nearly every creature with a ding-a-ling on the planet, it is near impossible to reproduce and spawn another gorgeous W.I.L.F. It is said in legend that only one man, one big balled man, who has unthinkably godly sized balls, huge balls, Adimantium infused wreckingball size balls, dangling hairy balls, balls that probably make your balls look like chicken shit pussies, balls so ginormous they have the power to move objects, is capable of recreating the WILF. Though sir #### valiantly tried to reproduce with the “W.I.L.F,” the offspring resulted in an awkward disaster. Thus, we can only hope that the stunningly large testicled man of legend will one day meet his destiny and smash the W.I.L.F, and keep these near extinct species alive and poofing and cob-webbing (excreting a powder-like substance from one of several orifices which in it younger stages are thought to have once contained liquid, which dried and condensed into a light powdery substance, much like baby powder.) Guy 1: WOOO I just had the kinkiest sex with the weitzel
Guy 2: so did I. Every Guy on earth: So did we. Every species of mammel: So did we. Every organism on earth: So did we. Every extra-terrestrial life form: So did we. Every unborn fetus: So did we Chuck norris: So did I O.G. Mudbone: So did I, but my d was too small, that thangs stretched like a bih. |
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| 3. | steak sauced | ||
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super drunk. so drunk you'll probably become hungry and order the most questionable of meal that can be delivered to your door. Hahhhh im steak sauced, OOOH pasta pizza bowl.
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